The Wagon Master Hour — Dane's weekly sermon on fantasy glory, underrated ballplayers, and everything that chaps his hide. Explicit. Unfiltered. Occasionally coherent.
One email when a new episode drops. No spam — Dane can't be bothered.
I was waist-deep in the swamp checking my lineup when I found out — this week Dane unloads on the fantasy commissioner in my other league who couldn't score a point if the scoreboard fell on him, then goes WAY too long on waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb. Tell 'em Dane sent you. Actually don't. I don't need the heat.
the fantasy commissioner in my other league who couldn't score a point if the scoreboard fell on him
waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb
Somebody call the county, 'cause what happened to my roster this week should be ILLEGAL — — this week Dane unloads on the guy at the boat ramp who said my picks were 'bold' — BOLD, like that's an insult, then goes WAY too long on kickers. Just kickers. The whole concept.. Same time next week, assuming the sheriff doesn't impound the studio again.
the guy at the boat ramp who said my picks were 'bold' — BOLD, like that's an insult
Y'all are NOT gonna believe the week I just had — this week Dane unloads on kickers. Just kickers. The whole concept., then goes WAY too long on stat corrections that steal my wins on a THURSDAY, a whole four days later, like a thief in the night. If you ain't first, you're a loser — and around here, losers are the whole point.
kickers. Just kickers. The whole concept.
stat corrections that steal my wins on a THURSDAY, a whole four days later, like a thief in the night
Y'all are NOT gonna believe the week I just had — this week Dane unloads on waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb, then goes WAY too long on the fantasy commissioner in my other league who couldn't score a point if the scoreboard fell on him. Tell 'em Dane sent you. Actually don't. I don't need the heat.
waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb
the fantasy commissioner in my other league who couldn't score a point if the scoreboard fell on him
I was waist-deep in the swamp checking my lineup when I found out — this week Dane unloads on stat corrections that steal my wins on a THURSDAY, a whole four days later, like a thief in the night, then goes WAY too long on why every TV talking head is wrong about everything and always has been. Same time next week, assuming the sheriff doesn't impound the studio again.
stat corrections that steal my wins on a THURSDAY, a whole four days later, like a thief in the night
why every TV talking head is wrong about everything and always has been
Y'all are NOT gonna believe the week I just had — this week Dane unloads on kickers. Just kickers. The whole concept., then goes WAY too long on leaguemates who veto trades out of pure jealousy and church-lady spite. If you ain't first, you're a loser — and around here, losers are the whole point.
kickers. Just kickers. The whole concept.
leaguemates who veto trades out of pure jealousy and church-lady spite
Pull up a stump and crack something cold, 'cause buddy — this week Dane unloads on why every TV talking head is wrong about everything and always has been, then goes WAY too long on waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb. If you ain't first, you're a loser — and around here, losers are the whole point.
why every TV talking head is wrong about everything and always has been
waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb
Pull up a stump and crack something cold, 'cause buddy — this week Dane unloads on the guy at the boat ramp who said my picks were 'bold' — BOLD, like that's an insult, then goes WAY too long on waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb. If you ain't first, you're a loser — and around here, losers are the whole point.
the guy at the boat ramp who said my picks were 'bold' — BOLD, like that's an insult
waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb
I was waist-deep in the swamp checking my lineup when I found out — this week Dane unloads on waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb, then goes WAY too long on stat corrections that steal my wins on a THURSDAY, a whole four days later, like a thief in the night. Anyway, they said I couldn't do it. The trophy wagon says otherwise.
Audio for this one is still on the recorder in Dane's truck.
waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb
stat corrections that steal my wins on a THURSDAY, a whole four days later, like a thief in the night
Pull up a stump and crack something cold, 'cause buddy — this week Dane unloads on waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb, then goes WAY too long on leaguemates who veto trades out of pure jealousy and church-lady spite. Tell 'em Dane sent you. Actually don't. I don't need the heat.
Audio for this one is still on the recorder in Dane's truck.
waiver-wire vultures who set alarms at 3 AM like they're defusing a dang bomb
leaguemates who veto trades out of pure jealousy and church-lady spite
I was waist-deep in the swamp checking my lineup when I found out — this week Dane unloads on why the county won't let a man park a trophy wagon at the Piggly Wiggly, then goes WAY too long on the guy at the boat ramp who said my picks were 'bold' — BOLD, like that's an insult. If you ain't first, you're a loser — and around here, losers are the whole point.
Audio for this one is still on the recorder in Dane's truck.
why the county won't let a man park a trophy wagon at the Piggly Wiggly
the guy at the boat ramp who said my picks were 'bold' — BOLD, like that's an insult
I recorded this from a hammock in the pines and I'm STILL mad about — this week Dane unloads on leaguemates who veto trades out of pure jealousy and church-lady spite, then goes WAY too long on the fantasy commissioner in my other league who couldn't score a point if the scoreboard fell on him. If you ain't first, you're a loser — and around here, losers are the whole point.
Audio for this one is still on the recorder in Dane's truck.
leaguemates who veto trades out of pure jealousy and church-lady spite
the fantasy commissioner in my other league who couldn't score a point if the scoreboard fell on him
